Signs your roommate has turned into a finals zombie/weirdo:
Amy: {Cough Cough} Oww!
Me: Are you ok there, buddy?
Amy: No. Owww. I think I'm drinking my soda the wrong way- it hurts!
Me: Umm, is there a wrong way to drink soda that causes pain?
Amy: Idk. Oww. I think I'm leaving it in my mouth for too long before swallowing. Me:....Amy, are you aware of the words coming out of your face?
Be alert for early symptoms. Early medical intervention is key.
Stay strong, little buddy
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